Motivational maxims and funny sayings

Success comes in cans.

You are a time millionaire - for a rich life invest wisely. (Richard Andrews, KYT Stage and Screen Academy)

There is only one IF in LIFE - between the L and the E. (For next time you say "if only.." - Thanks R Andrews)

Dress code working-style indicators: jacket on = directing; jacket off = participating; trousers off = performing.

If you can't ride two horses at the same time you shouldn't be in the circus.

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

If a=1%, b=2%, c= 3%, etc., what does 'attitude' add up to? ........ (work it out - the answer is 100%).

'Mushroom Management' - The practice of keeping people in the dark, and every now and then dumping a load of dirt on them.

When you ASSUME you make an A-S-S out of U and Me.

There is no I in TEAM. (But if you look carefully there is a ME...)

Everyone gets butterflies - the trick is getting them to fly in formation.